Little Ole Me

What a good idea, reading fanfiction instead of revising for my very important exam that starts in 9 hours.

Wait… WHAT?!

I DON’T WANT TO REVISE ANYMORE.

How am I so bad with words?

I find it so hard to express myself clearly and make people understand!

Invested in Andrex

I feel like a queen when I pee

possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first grader

isabelthespy:

Persons

People can walk
but not
handsanitizers
Because
handsanitizers
don’t
have
legs

Deciding to pluck your eyebrows while half asleep is never a good idea.

me: what is this lovely blog
me: such exquisite posts, such a holy theme
me: all of my feels in one blog 
me: such high class posts such quality
me: I must follow
me: wait where is the follow button
me: woops I'm on my blog again

My room is so cold.

I’ve put the hairdryer on full heat, full blast, propped up in a drawer to try and make the room warmer.

So far it’s working.